QuitchaBitchin

Most people believe America's favorite past time is baseball...others believe it is letting our children gnaw on some newly painted toys made from China. I'm here to prove those theories wrong by listing evidence based on facts...that I've most likely made up. America's favorite past time is BITCHING. Or as they say in England, America's favourite past time is BITCHING.

Of course, it is something we all do from time to time. You get home and bitch a little about work, about traffic, about the weather...hell, I'm bitching about "bitchers" right now. (how ironic.) This time of year seems to bring out more of "the bitching" because everyone is stressed around the holidays.

As of today...I've heard 14 people complain that they are playing Christmas music on the radio too early this year. Who the hell cares. Turn the channel. Everyone knows they are, so why do we have to verbalize it a thousand times a day? That is more annoying than hearing it on the radio, but a little less annoying than people that smell of patchouli.

Another thing people constantly bitch about is the weather. No matter what temperature it is, people love to bitch about the weather. The slightest imperfection gives people the chance to let all their "bitchings" out. It could be 75 degrees, not a cloud in the sky and a slight breeze will blow towards "the bitcher"...and all of a sudden they blurt out, "it would be perfect if it wasn't so breezy". On a similar note, people also like to bitch about how the weather man is always wrong. (Well he is!)

When it's cold, we want it hot. When it's hot, we want it cold. When it's snowing we want to kill ourselves and when it doesn't snow on Christmas, we want to bash our heads against the wall.
And, If I hear one more person so much as even mention the outrageous prices of gasoline, I am going to march outside into this crappy weather and blast Christmas music the day before Thanksgiving while giving a phony 5 day forecast.