Save Paris

I like Paris Hilton. Ok, hold on, don't leave this page...hear me out. It's not like I said I like dirty syringes found on playgrounds or people that consider themselves "half Jewish". She is just a girl that everyone seems to hate and therefore I believe someone should be on her side.

I use this fact to annoy people. You should try it...go up to someone and say, "I LOVE PARIS HILTON". You will get the "Are you serious??" phrase yelled at you...or you may even get punched in the face. (that happened to me once when I said it to a priest).

I find it humorous that everyone dislikes her so much and she doesn't do ANYTHING. I mean, literally...she does nothing. She just walks around, sits sometimes, rests her chin over her shoulder to look at the cameras and once in a while, she'll put something in her mouth. So, why is there so much hate floating her way?

Is it because a sex tape of hers was all over the internet? Well, that's why the religious people hate her.

Is it because she is a model? Well, that's why the fat people hate her.

Is it because as a child she was one of the puppets on Mr. Rogers Neighborhood when he visited the "land of make believe"? That's why God hates her.

Well I guess we figured out why 80% of the American population despises my dear Paris, but what about the other 20%? I like to refer to them as the Gay Homosexuals, the Homeless and Sarah Silverman. (low blow by Sarah Silverman on the award show... why doesn't she just go to a second grade class and make fun of Craig, the smelly fat kid that sits in the back)

I just think that people need to focus on better things like...honey bees. They are very important to the ecosystem...or maybe they aren't, I don't know, but someone should look that up.