I Have a Dunkin Twin

I must have one of those faces that is similar to a lot of other people because I am always being mistaken for people that I don't know. When someone says to me, "you look familiar"...I always respond, "I know, but I'm not her"...and in some cases angerly respond, "I know, but I'm not him".

I frequent the Dunkin Donuts in Grafton. If I don't bring a hot coffee to work, I will stop by Dunkins and get a medium hazelnut iced coffee with cream & sugar. Unless I feel like a big spender, in that case I get a small caramel latte. Unless I feel like a REALLY big spender, and in that case I buy the entire franchise. That last one hasn't happened yet because the last time I checked you have to front $1,000,000 to open one. Anyway, I usually just stick to the iced coffee. (and by the way, I hate when people call it 'ice coffee'.)

I went in there about a month ago and before I could order the man behind the register said, "Large regular?". I replied, "No...a medium hazelnut iced". No big deal...maybe he got me confused with someone else. Whatever. I went in there a couple of days later and he said the same thing...I replied with the same answer and thought it was odd, but not odd enough to mention to anyone.

Maybe a week later, the same thing happened. Frustrated with the redundant interactions, I answered with a hint of confusion by squinting my eyes, looking pensively at him and saying, "no, YOU MORON, an iced hazelnut" to try and get my point across that he is confusing me with someone else. (Ok, I didn't say "you moron", but the rest is true).

I hadn't been back there in awhile, until today. What do you think happened? Yep, you guessed it...."Large regular". Now I don't know what the HELL is going on, but this is not cool. I tried to make heads or tails of it, but I can only come up with a few conclusions:

1. I have a twin in Grafton.

2. I sleep walk and order large coffees around town.

3. I spell zombie the correct way and I am being unjustly punished for it. (the wrong way being of course 'xombie')

4. The guy asks EVERYONE if they want a large coffee and I am just being egocentric.

5. This spanish dunkin donuts worker thinks all whites look the same.

Oh and another thing, this only happens when I have my hair pulled back and my big white Ben Affleck forehead is gleaming at him. MAYBE he thinks I'm Ben Affleck!!!

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