Politics & Playgrounds

If you turned on the television at all last night, you were sure to see something about Senetor Kerry's remarks about how if you don't stay in school you will end up "stuck in Iraq". It is funny how just because he makes this remark...all of society is in an uproar. It made me laugh out loud to see how many people were upset by this and how Bush jumped all over it as if he were Tom Cruise on Oprah's couch.

I mean really, Bush has said some stupid crap in the past. And by past, I mean every day since he's been born up until present day. It's almost as if he was thinking, "Wooohooo it wasn't me who mucked up and said something stupid this time!! woohoo!"." (and I'm sure he said "woohoo" twice). They kept showing Bush running around slapping hands and holding babies. I really think he held a huge conference JUST to be congratulated for not saying something as STUPID as Kerry that day. Aww...his daddy must've been so proud. I even saw a clip of Bush & Cheney performing karaoke to the song, "It wasn't me". Cheney did the parts of Shaggy while Bush busted out with the Ricardo Ducent parts.

All in all, politicians act like little boys playing on the playground. They fight, play dirty and always end up pulling a girls hair that they like (well that's more of a Kennedy thing). They tell on each other...play "war", whine and sing Shaggy songs.

I was watching a comedian the other day and he was saying, "How in the hell could the democrats NOT find someone who could beat Bush!" Seriously...how long has it been since that election and we are all still pissed about it. Well, to all you Bush Administration haters out there....we have about a year and two months left to put up with him.

In summation, the moral of this story is NEVER slip up and call the American troops stupid. If you want to take a shot at Bush, just be direct. Just say "Bush is an idiot!". I promise you...you will get applause and nobody important will be offended! As for the person who came up with that witty quote...it wasn't me!