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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

A Working Girl on Halloween

So apparently it's Halloween. How do I know this? Well, because in corporate America on this day people bring in candy to share with their fellow cube dwellers and there is always that one person who wears the blinking witch pin. When you work in an office atmosphere you tend to look forward to days like today...well actually you look forward to your days off, but special holidays & casual dress days are a distant second. It almost gives you a feeling that you really don't have to do your work which isn't the case at all.

Let's face it, even if you have a good office job, there is just something about being trapped in a cubicle that makes you want to scream. You may get away with it on Halloween, but any other day "the man" will deam it unprofessional. I think that people who work in offices should just SCREAM when they feel like it. I believe it would relieve a lot of stress and in the end people would get a lot more done. Those little squeezable stress balls just aren't working out for most people. If I could prove that SCREAMING would add money to the "bottom line", I could definately make this an OK thing at my company.

I've eaten about 5 bite size milky way candy bars. After sitting in this chair for so many hours my ass has taken the shape of the chair. If I keep eating candy it will start to grow arm rests and wheels. At least I can go trick or treating tonight as the "scary chair ass girl"!

Happy Halloween!

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alright Sarah, I have been reading through a back log of of your blog posts. I am actually considering quiting blog writing and going back to blog reading. I mean, seriously, you are awesome at this. These are so funny!

And if you can monetize screaming in the office, let me know, I will help you sell it.

Mittop

5:39 AM  

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